My ass is awesome so smile when you're kissing it

listening to : Adam Lambert - Aftermath and Sure Fire Winners.

latest squeeze : Bronson Pelletier. My Jared.

i fucking hate my life. FML. my sister said my life is pathetic because i don't have a boyfriend. WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK, FUCK!(echoes)
but then again, i can't blame her.
she's a brainless, stupid little cow-brain.
and i don't care.
cause a bitch don't give a shit.
*smiley face.

probably you will go,
Bronson who?
he's Jared.
one of the wolf pack.
he's sizzling adorable.
the entire wolf pack is super cute.
werewolves over vampires, Pete?
welcome to the 21st century, darling.

you and me could write a bad romance.
Je veux ton amour, Et je veux ton revenge.
i don't even speak French.
yay. Lady GaGa.
i love Owl City.
Vanilla Twilight.
the best love song ever.
for a girl like me only, though.

i can't stop Google-ing TayTay.
so weird.
life moves on.

i'm an open book.
come and take a look.