Anthony Padilla as Edward Cullen. Move your ass, Robert Pattinson!i'm tired.school is like parasite nowadays.
biology class yesterday blew my mind.
teacher talked about giving birth.
i swear i was about to throw up.
your bones eventually expand and the cervix will be like something.
being a girl sucks.
mid-year exams coming soon.
i'm gonna poop bricks.
i'm getting dumber by days.
and yet, here i am.
still writing shits.
eating my lunch.
i like to make myself believe, that planet Earth turns slowly.
wait,
why is it so familiar?oh, Fireflies.
i want to marry you, Adam Young.
so you can sing lullabies to me every night.
oh, if you want to be a cougar,
call my mom.
cause she loves you.
i have no idea why guys wear pants that reveal their boxers.
i mean, whats the point of wearing a pants at the first place.
you look like fool with the pants on the ground.
and it makes you look butt-less.
but Anthony looks pretty hot with his boxer out, right?
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