introducing...Gossip Whore

listening to : Paramore - Use Somebody cover

so, watching Gossip Girl for 2 seasons now had made me thinking.
can life be sooo dramatic??
and can a bitch that called herself 'Gossip Girl' still be alive after all those chaos she caused?
my friends are really whore-ish too when it comes to gossips.
these are the characters in the new high-anticipated TV series, "Gossip Whore".

we are soooooo hot than the casts of GG.

"Gossip Whore" (Joey Yam Su Ping)
Just like Gossip Girl, which is her rival, GW is beyond busy-body. Using Twitter (which is so hot right now!), she dishes EVERYONE that exist on this planet. Who can hide things from GW? More than 20 000 followers on Twitter, you sometimes wish you were dead (which btw, she still can gossips about your casket, whether it's fab or trashy). XOXO, you know you hate her.

Stupidity Van Der Prada (Chen Winnie)
Preferred to be called S, she's the hottest girl in Krap-Filled High School for Girls. Girls wanna be like her. Guys wanna sleep with her. Armed with designer bags, clothes and (gasp!) boyfriends, she is the next Paris Hilton. Fails Maths all the time, she is always the target of GW. Has a secret crush on a low-class dude, she always wishes she was somebody else. Girl, who doesn't??

Blah Waldwolf (Natasha Tan Yiing Chen)
Best friend to Stupidity. But deep down inside, she loathes S. Try to pull her best friend down all the time and changes boyfriends faster than you can say "MORON". A total spoil brat, she is always insecure when the spotlight wasnt on her. Has a secret access to GW's twitter account but nobody knows it. Love Christian Siriano and Perez Hilton. Virgin?? Ask yourself.

Nut Archiball (Melvinder Singh)
Self-indulgence dude with a nice hair. An heir to his multi-billion father's ais kacang company, all the girls in Krap-Filled High School for Girls drool over him, but mostly because of his hairy legs. Dating Blah but secretly wanting Stupidity. Most of the time, he's a nice dude but was just born in a wrong family. Trying really really hard to be the next ambassador of UN. Next Angelina Jolie, perhaps??

Chucky Breast (Ariff Hilmy)
Who doesnt want a piece of Chucky Breast? Childhood best friend to Nut Archiball, apparently this playboy loves baking. Has a thing on Blah, he always wanted to live in the Playboy Mansion. The golden boy in the family?? Think again. Life is always greener on the other side, darling Chucky.

Danny Handfree (Vishnu Avindran)
Wrong dude with a wrong purpose to live. Stuck at the Upper East Side with no fashion taste, it's like a cat with a bunch of jaguars. Currently dating Stupidity, who would have thought that Danny is still an outcast in Dick-Filled High School for Boys? Always wanted to live in Antartica, this dude is a serious believer in happy-endings. But is there any happy endings in this world? Poor guy.

Jennifer Handfree (Kwan Wei Wong)
Little sister to Danny, this desperate girl is willing to do ANYTHING to be notice. Worships S and B, she loves to be desperate. Someday, this desperate girl will somehow be the next Donna Karan?? We will keep our fingers cross really tightly for you, little Jen. But if you fail, there's always a spot for you if they decided to have 'Desperate Schoolies".

note to my friends:
All those desciptions have nothing to do with you guys.
it's just the character you're playing,
if 1 day i have budget to make this film.
wait for it, bitches.