if my dreams get real bizzarre

listening to: Owl City's Fireflies

Embrace yourself.

This post will be so random,

You wish you were never born.

My guyfriends do ask me this stupid question.

“Why are chicks so over the Taylor Lautner?”

I asked them what do they think.

“Just because he’s showing off his 6-packs.”

“Those things are just painted on.”

“SHOW-OFF”.

Guys can be so dumb and self-indulgence these days.

Come on.

Take a look at Megan Fox.

Hot?

Yeah, a lot of dudes will die for her.

Apparently, she’s THE GUILTY PLEASURE for dudes.

Same goes to us girls.

We got Taylor Lautner, just like what the guys claimed.

Enough said.

Guys, just because your tummy is as big as a 2-months-pregnant woman,

You can’t blame the werewolf.

Adam Lambert, what an attention-seeker.

To the media:

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Yes.

Adam, still love you.

Oh btw, that guy you kissed is cute.

Number, dear?

I’m a Chinese who don’t really know how to speak Mandarin.

And I don’t give a fuck.

Whenever I speak,

People will go,

“Gosh, you can speak Mandarin?”

“You sounded funny when you speak Mandarin.”

“You are a Chinese, and you don’t know Chinese??”

Well, move your asses, motherfuckers.

At least, I tried.

And my English and BM are totally way better than yours.

I can’t believe.

I’m about to be in Form Five.

Next year.

Nightmare.

Resigned as prefect.

Goodbye, blue shirts and black shoes.

I’m going to miss you.

so, what's the quote to this post?

"Piss people off ,

before people pisses you off"